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HARDWICK – Offices of the Hardwick Peace Department (HPD) have recently been searching the area between Hardwick Center and East Hardwick following reports and a photo of a sasquatch roaming freely. The Laggis Farm has reported missing heifers over the last several months, thought to be stolen, but computerized records at the farm have failed to list the missing animals. Forensic agricultural economists brought in from Cornell University have identified altered records in the farm’s database. Huge footprints leading to the office where records are kept now suggest the offending sasquatch may be far more intelligent than previously suspected.
This is the first time HPD has been called about the area’s bigfoot since an earlier encounter in the summer of 2021 during which the sasquatch gave up after a lengthy chase, but was released after no offense could be identified.
