#21,709 Build a wall along the East and West Coasts and around the Gulf of Whatever.
#750,283 Make El Salvador the 52nd state (after Israel, the 51st).
#782,051 All foreigners coming to the United States will have their cell phones and computers researched for negative material about President-for-Life Trump© and denied entry if anything is found.
#317,925 Take all the Woke words out of the dictionaries and only allow the Trump Fictionary©, any others will be confiscated and destroyed.
#926,975 Anyone who says, publicly or privately, that I am not in perfect mental and physical health and that my doctors are lying will be sent to prison in North Korea.
#481,360 North Korea will become the 53rd state after Israel (51) and El Salvador (52).
#275,028 And while we’re at it, let’s make Russia our 54th State!
#613,079 Anyone who makes a donation of a million dollars or more to the Trump Perpetual Presidency Fund© will get to pick any work of art from the National Gallery.
#311,079 Make Qatar our 55th state, after Israel (51), El Salvador (52), North Korea (53) and Russia (54), in appreciation for their generous bribe of my own personal plane.
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David K. Rodgers
David K. Rodgers is a writer, mason and card carrying dilettante, who dabbles and babbles in art. He has lived in East Craftsbury for the past 40 years.
