WASHINGTON, D.C. – #821,205 – I am officially changing my last name to the original spelling in German, which has an D at the beginning and an f at the end, namely Drumpf #208,566 – From now on, Federal aid of any kind will only go to Red States, nothing[Read More…]
Faux Gnus
Even More Malodorous Executive Odors (sic) from President-for-Life Trump©
#21,709 Build a wall along the East and West Coasts and around the Gulf of Whatever. #750,283 Make El Salvador the 52nd state (after Israel, the 51st). #782,051 All foreigners coming to the United States will have their cell phones and computers researched for negative material about President-for-Life Trump© and[Read More…]
More Executive Orders To Expect Soon
Faux Gnus Presents More Malodorous Executive Odors (sic) from the (Some Cards Missing) deck (sic) of the Oval Orifice (sic) in the Whites Only House of President-for-Life-Trump. CRAFTSBURY – #101,728. Take a Billionaire-to-Lunch Program: Everyone earning less than a million dollars a year will be required to take a billionaire[Read More…]
Executive Orders To Expect Soon
Faux Gnus Presents More Malodorous Executive Odors (sic) from the (Some Cards Missing) deck (sic) of the Oval Orifice (sic) in the Whites Only House of President-for-Life-Trump. CRAFTSBURY – #51,037. Build a wall along the U.S.-Canadian border to prevent white Americans from escaping from this country. #2,691. Require all school[Read More…]
