#110,983 The new billion-dollar bill will have my portrait on the front of it and pictures of Mar-a-Lago on the reverse. #795,024 There will be an automatic Presidential Pardon for any ICE officer who is seriously injured or kills a protester. #371,967 Make Venezuela the 61st State. #905,283 Statistics on[Read More…]
Faux Gnus
Even more malodorous executive odors (sic) by President-for-life Trump
#201,795 – Sculptors will immediately begin carving my face on Mount Rushmore. #759,361 – American citizens returning from abroad with any items critical of President-for-Life Trump on their cell phones or computers will be denied entry at the border. #937,205 – There will be strict monthly quotas for arresting immigrants[Read More…]
